We all know that I love the muffin. I also have a specific muffin-munching method to go with my madness. Here is more information about my muffin infatuation than you ever wanted to know. Be that as it may -- I think it enhances the enjoyment of the muffin, don't you?
How to Eat a Muffin, Muffin Love-Style
- Purchase/bake/thieve muffin of your choice.
- Place on plate.
- Remove any wrapper/baking cup so that said muffin is completely au naturel.
- Ruthlessly wrest the "butt" of the muffin from its top.
- Devour the sub-par botttom of muffin with a fork. Ignore the muffin top if it trembles in fear at its certain doom.
- Grin wickedly at the muffin top, then enjoy it in all of its perfectly-textured glory.
- Ingest any fallen crumbs from empty plate.
- Heave a sigh of contentment and smack your lips in the most expansive manner possible.